All five episodes of #goldfathers air back to back starting today at 2:00 on #NatGeo. If you don’t watch or DVR it, I will come to your home like this. Things could get ugly. (Taken with Instagram)

If you are one of the few Americans who owns a TV, #natgeo is airing a #goldfathers marathon starting at 5:00 today! Suggestion: Watch the fu*# out of it! (Taken with instagram)

A new episode of #Goldfathers airs tonight at 10 on @natgeo you guys! Spoiler alert: Gold!!! (Taken with instagram)

When we were shooting #goldfathers, I would usually just sit around and wait for the gold to find me. Oldest trick in the book. (Taken with instagram)

A new episode of #goldfathers airs tonight at 10/9 central on Nat Geo! Watch, dammit!! This is me sneaking up on two bull moose! (Taken with instagram)

A new episode of #goldfathers airs tonight at 10/9 central on Nat Geo! Watch, dammit!! (Taken with instagram)

This is some real antigravity bullsh*t if you ask me. Just really sticking it to the man. #alaska #goldfathers #natgeo (Taken with instagram)

Did it hurt? When I fell from an airplane? Did it hurt? Yes it fu*#ing hurt! What do you think?! #alaska #goldfathers #natgeo (Taken with instagram)

How do I know I had a successful #goldfathers party? Cause the neighbor in the building across from me egged my window. Or maybe a bird flew into my window before it hatched? (Taken with instagram)

I call this one the pimp mobile! Guys should start lining up any second now. #goldfathers #natgeo #alaska (Taken with instagram)

This is how I get when I don’t have coffee. #goldfathers #natgeo #alaska (Taken with instagram)

Why I gotta be so dramatic with everything I do?! #goldfathers #natgeo #alaska (Taken with instagram)

It would be really funny of a bear snuck up behind me and was all “Boo!” #goldfathers #alaska #natgeo (Taken with instagram)

Sometimes I would stop finding gold for one second and just focus on “me time”. #goldfathers #alaska #natgeo (Taken with instagram)

My parents are always all over each other and I’m like, get a room and also can I borrow the car? #goldfathers #natgeo #alaska (Taken with instagram)